Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
我大概就看个热闹？Lonely Island的美式梗放剧里还行。放电影里真的欣赏无力。。。
小时候只玩过松鼠大作战，没想到还有动画片，诸多动画角色但是看上去毫无感觉，看来这只是你们的童年，不是我的童年。
迪士尼卡通角色的回收再利用，是环保也是技穷。卡通角色们就像是包身工，手握ip的迪士尼可以永远正版地剥削他们……
新瓶装旧酒。确实是个老派的故事，但是表现形式耳目一新，3D2D齐上阵。迪士尼不亏版权大户，到处是彩蛋，还把不属于自己的也拿过来了，可惜认不全。最后拉尔夫的手臂真是一眼就认出来了哈哈
完成度不错的，合格商业片。就是找了喜剧演员却不不太喜剧。非线叙事，反转再反转，好像我们上剧本课作业
这是第几部了？从《头号玩家》开始，迪士尼在疯狂炫耀自己的版权，但是这种炒冷饭能够坚持多久呢？当我们这代人老去，谁还在乎这些过气的角色呢？
主线很老套，只因套了个“盗版工厂”的设定皮而显得特别。
【C】各式各样画风的角色混合出了一道风味独特、摆盘精致的菜肴，只可惜这道菜的原料确实不太新鲜。
看得我完全傻了，太密集了，整活大师。没有其他想法了，实拍叠2d叠3d的大融合儿童邪典。想象不出有任何正版厂可以做得比这个更超过了。原来奇奇蒂蒂是这样的故事…以后去迪士尼很难直面…… 我也想看蝙蝠侠大战ET………
两星半，挺无聊的，但我喜欢奇奇蒂蒂！！迪士尼烂！
只记得小时候的松鼠大战贼好玩，没想到也是迪斯尼的
满是情怀！ 想知道编剧为什麽要用奇奇与蒂蒂这个ip 动画版头号玩家
我最喜欢的是各种画风乱入，2D、3D、黏土……脑洞开大了，这比一般的真人动画有趣多了。
就..一般吧 看到秃老肥的小飞侠有点唏嘘（
6.2分。除了情怀啥都不是。唯一一个人演的主角还是个黑鬼，可悲的好莱坞！
尽管除中国以外的世界大部都放开疫情了 但是很明显美国的电影工业并没有因此而呈现灵感井喷的趋势 事实相反 其和中国电影界比也就稍好一些 美国电影界普遍都在压榨老ip 这部电影是集大成者 迪士尼的ip有的没的全都炫出来了 一堆角色在电影中互动确实挺有意思 近年来不停的翻拍、重启、大杂烩 但是这么持续下去不会是个好现象 希望世界影人都可以更加努力为观众呈现更好的作品 这部电影最主要的看点就是大杂烩 故事情节和过去好莱坞电影的剧情公式一样没什么好说的了
创意很好 但是商业片什么时候可以跳脱流水线式的剧情 另外这个索尼克也太丑了吧
很多彩蛋，多到爆的怀旧名场面，疫情当下的美好。
动画梗多到数不过来，终于懂游戏迷看《头号玩家》时的感觉了。ps.塞斯罗根自己配音过的三个角色对着这部里配的维京人嘿嘿嘿的时候真的笑死。
其实更像《无敌破坏王》+《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》
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