Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
只要是邵庄 杨羽 邢冬冬他们 我就一直给五星
优映还是稳啊，有李洪绸领衔的出奇创作组操刀剧本，基本不会出什么问题，如果有人说差，那也只能是相对于《毛骗终结篇》而言的落差
剧本的底子很好，可以再改紧凑些，最后加入多一点智斗就堪称完美了！低智商犯罪的话，就总是要像宁浩一样，狂虐主角，也能出彩。最后，杨羽什么时候拿影帝！杨羽演技永远那么自然！
好看好看 所有的剧情都能串在一起 不愧是你们
李洪绸小宝团队的作品确实很对胃口，早先的毛骗三部曲就不说了，隔了好几年又在2021年相继看了网大非常保镖、网剧杀不死、超短网剧城市的边缘，以及本片，虽然客观上质量并不都高，但观看体验就都挺舒服的，轻松惬意
风格还是一贯的风格，节奏优秀，故事线顺滑，值得一看。
故事就是简单的黑色幽默，但是看到一个个人物真的太激动了啊
看了下片尾的字幕，唐A，拍摄地点是石家庄呀？那条大河是怎么回事呢？石家庄有这么大的河吗。喜剧的笑点不多，算是轻喜剧吧。卖保健品的成了干儿子，天天那么热情，亲儿子和老妈处的却挺冷漠，也是很写实了。还有就是用面粉啥做的保健品，吃吧，反正吃不坏。他俩人，对着互相数落对方的不好时，最后都落在了废物这两字上，练了很长时间吧。别的，没什么好说的了，就这吧。
这个故事，还是有点像杀不死的结构，而且也是对日常生活的一个深入解读，和戏剧性夸张表现，虽然说咱们不应该总以毛骗的标准去要求优映，但是这一部确实不那么尽如人意，我相信大家跟我的想法差不多，就是希望优映还能搞出那种，普通的场景，接地气的演员，拍出一种大片既视感
差不多4星吧，但是情怀5星，不要问，问就是傲娇
熟悉的配方，但多了还是会腻。希望有创新，永远期待。
真的意外的惊喜，这种小制作最怕最后崩，这个竟然绷住了没有崩掉，配乐也很棒。
比很多所谓的院线大片好看，逻辑、节奏、包袱都可以，剧情很有意思
这是一部故事性强的国产片，给予支持！马文龙这个形象很饱满！哈哈
只能说非常一般，非常典型的套路式电影，看到开头就知道结尾那种。多一星给邵庄，我要跟他分手了。
这是一部故事性强的国产片，给予支持！马文龙这个形象很饱满！哈哈
作为网大可以给四星，希望优映更上一层楼，早日出能上院线的片子吧。
虽然是自己非常喜欢的团队，但这片子说及格，也是违心了。李洪绸团队最牛的是故事，但离开了自己喜欢章回体的叙事方式，用电影的长度讲故事，不会讲了。
太多剧情硬伤逻辑不通.. 要不是毛骗剧粉根本不会点开
还有就是，都网络播出了，为啥还是那么多好人？《两杆大烟枪》《疯狂的石头》是有坏人的，让他们没有好下场不就行了
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